iwannaholdyour-hamburger

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

bagged milk sounds like a nightmare seriously what if the bag bursts in the back of your car yo ass will never get rid of the smell 

these  norwegian fuckers are fucking neat in comparison

just remembered the time mah best bitch alittlepieceof-me sent me a vid of her singing to awful music and writhed/danced on her bed like a hamster strung out on caffeine and then her badass mom walked in on her

just the image of her deer-caught-in-the-headlights impression and nervous laughter haunts me i just inhaled water thru my nose thank u hen